Slightly Used Banjo Player                                                                                                                                                                         Item Number 123456789

 

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Mr.Jody (10)      Possum Snout, GA

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Description

Available for short or long term lease while new home being built in Possum Snout, Georgia.   Highly skilled banjo player, but known to associate with others of questionable character in places such as Nazareth, PA and to spend long hours on some guitar forum on the Internet.  Will bring own banjo, a beat up old Martin D-18 (but not Prewar), and a variety of other household possessions, not all of which can be readily identified.

 

Shipping Instructions

Banjo player will deliver himself, his family, dogs, tractor and other assorted odds and ends directly to your home and will stay there until new house ready.

 

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This is a cash only deal.  No consecutively numbered bills, please.

 

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